Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Prescription Peri Facebook Kai Internet Se Greekglish Me Kypriako Trascription.

Makari thee mou na kleisei to facebook tziai na gyrizei o kosmos me photographies mes tous dromous na zitoun 'like'!  Etsi skeftike o adelfoulis mou o Chrysostomos se sxolio-ataka-philosophiki skepsi sto wall tou facebook tziai arese mou polla!  Diladi, egw enna gyrizw me kolles me poiimata?  tzi esy Chrysostome mou tziai o Kolias me kolloudes me eksypnes kouventes? Tziai i Aleksandra me proskliseis na pastinoume?  Tziai i Anthi me usb me links se ellinika laika erotika tragoudia ponou? (ta onomata pou xrisimopoiountai einai oikeiwn prosopwn gia na apofexthoun pithanes miniseis!)
Ouaou!  Teleio oneiro, pao na koimitho na to oneirefto prin svisei opos ola ta alla pou symvainoun sto fb.
Xereis ti skeftomouna xtes kai simera 'blogofiloi mou'?  Oti to internet DEN afinei ti zoi na kyla kai tis kouventes na ksexniountai.  Aftoi pou zoune ti zoi tous mesa apo to fb kai tis alles mixanes koinvnikis diktiosis, opos kai to twitter, kyriws ekei mesa para eksw, exoun to eksis provlima:  'Scripta manent, verba volent' (ta grapta menoun, ta logia petane).  Kai etsi oti syzitane se comments edw, or se chats, oxi mono sto fb alla pantou sto internet, ta logia tous, oti poune, oti grapsoun, oti tous ksefygei, oti skopima poun, panta menei se arxeia.  Xathike pia to efimero, prosorino tis zois.  Xathike i aksia tis amnisias kai tou 'sygnomi, den akousa, mou les ksana, please?'.
Meta skeftika ligo pio vathia, ligo pio makria.  Apo ola afta pou diavazoume sto internet, apo photos, apo logia, apo arthra, apo idees, exete pote fantastei posoi apo aftous pou ta anartoun simera mporei na einai nekroi, sta nosokomia, trelloi se psychiatria, freskoerotevmenoi i pantremenoi kai trexoun kai den prolavainoun na krypsoun afta pou kapore eipan se gkomenes kai theloun na min ta dei i nyn tous i i gynaika kai ta paidia tous?  Anthropoi kathimerinoi, pou den katalavan pote to TELOS THS EXEMYTHEIAS, TO TELOS THS GLYKEIAS PROSWRINHS ATAKAS. 
Chrysostome, proxtes eipes, thymamai kati gia ta logia pou leei kapoios, oti 'oti sporo fytepseis tha fas'.  fantasou poso pio tragika altihino ginetai afto me tin katara tou internet! 
Gia paradeigma, epses eixa kati terastia chats me mathitries, typou light, pote na vrethoume, kai ta loipa!  Me vasi to pio pano skeptiko mou, molis eipame 'kalinikta' esvisa olokliro to post!  Opos tha synaivene me mia kathimerini syzitisi pou meta tha xehnages ti eipate kai tha emene i glykia anamnisi gia na eisaxthei omala sti mnimi!  Ksereis ti?  Enthousiastika! 
Enthousiastika pou xeiristika tin parea mou me sevasmo kai den afisa ti sygxroni cyber katara 'INTERNETIA SCRIPTUM MANENTOPHOBIA' (diadiktiaki grafologiki emmenophovia) na mou epivalei tin apopsi tis.  EPEVALA EGO TO THARROS TOU AFTOELEGXOU MOU PANW THS! Den exeis idea poso anakoufistiko itan!  Meta esvisa kai arketa xioumoristika filmakia-parodies pou eixa kanei post apo to youtube gia na MOU deiksw oti otan les ena asteio to eipes.  Teleiose.  Opoios gelase gelase.  Opoios akouse akouse. 
I emmoni tis monimotitas pou epivallei to internet genika, pistevw oti einai kai to vathytero aitio tou ethismou kai twn emmonikwn tasewn.  H eksartisi sou kai mou kai olwn twn antrhrwpwn sto internet eite afto einai facebook eite blogging eite chatrooms i xero go ti allo, mono etsi mporei na antimetwpistei.  ME THN ANTIMETWPHSH THS APEILHTIKHS MONIMOTHTAS THS EIKONAS KAI TOU GRAPTOU LOGOU. Eite se proswpiko epipedo o kathenas mas me prosopikes maxes kai alepallila DELETE eite me eidikes mixanes twn idiwn twn sites pou tha sou zitane na epilekseis an theleis na meinei afto pou egrapses i an tha to svisoun apo to server tous. 
Telos sxoliou, perimeno tin apopsi psyxologwn, ekpaideftikwn, sxediastwn programmatwn ypologistou kai diadiktiakwn programmatwn gia na mou poun an symfwnoun me tin apopsi mou.
  KAI PERIMENW TH STHENARH ANTIDRASH OLWN TWN YPOLOIPWN MH EIDIKWN, APLWN ANTHRWPWN SAN TOU YPOFAINOMENOU POU DEN EXOUME OIKONOMIKA SYMFERONTA APO THN YPARKSH TOU DIADIKTYOU!  THEWRW OTI EINAI KAIROS NA POLEMHSOUME THN ANAGKH GIA INTERNET MESA MAS KAI NA THN KANOUME EKSWTERIKH, EPAGGELMATIKH ANAGKH. NAI STO RESEARCH, OXI STO REPRESS!  GIATI OLA EDW MESA THA GINOUN TOU... INCEPTION! (deite tin tainia gia na deite ti ennow!)
Antio gia simera.  Elpizo na svisete apo ti mnimi sas to sxolio afto afou to diavasete, giati apo edo sto blog, dystyxos den svinetai an den to sviso ego o idios me polyplokes diadikasies.  Alla kratiste ti myrodia tou, mia mera tha me thymithite, oso ki an me misisete gia afta pou thetw kai ekthetw.

(Pali me tsimpise o Melanas Philosophos prwi-prwi)

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