Wednesday, December 21, 2011

My parody of “Santa Claus is coming to town”



You better calm down,

You better slow down,

Better look wise

I’m telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to town                      



You better watch out.

The others might err,

better keep safe

than body underground

Santa Claus is coming to town                      



He knows when you are speeding,

he knows if you maneuver,

he sees you if you cheat it,

So go slow for goodness sake!



Oh! You better not drink,

Or let others drive,

Better look wise

and take the bus,



Santa Claus is coming to town                      

Santa Claus is coming to town                      



He sees you if you daydream,

he hears the cell phone ring,

he hates it if you overtake,

so he might not come alone!         



Santa Claus is coming to town                      

Santa Claus is coming to town          



He sees you when you're speeding
He knows when you're fast
He knows if you've have license
So Death might come instead!
Sadness‘s now coming to town





Death is making a list

And he never checks twice

Don’t send him a letter

Wanting a gift



Sadness‘s coming to town

Sadness‘s coming to town

If you ignore our dear Santa!

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